David Letterman Quotes

Dave Letterman (Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff)

Dave Letterman (Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff)

David Letterman — Born in the capital of Indiana, David Letterman was the son of a florist and secretary before becoming a staple of American television. He has one of the longest running late night television talk shows in the United States, Late Show with David Letterman.

Hardly anyone can remember a time when David Letterman wasn’t a comedic presence on TV, and he has plenty of humorous quotes to offer to the public to keep us all entertained.

“Here’s my problem. On Valentine’s Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.”

“For the love of God, folks, don’t try this at home.”

“I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.”

“New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move.”

“I cannot sing, dance or act. What else would I be but a talk show host?”

“According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.”

“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”

“Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.”

“According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.”

“I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.”

“It’s the first day of spring. That means this weekend I’ll take down my Christmas lights.”

“There is no off position on the genius switch.”

Relevant links: [How rich is David Letterman?] [David Letterman on Wikipedia].

 

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