Jessica Simpson Quotes

Jessica Simpson (Mike Kaplan)

Jessica Simpson (Mike Kaplan)

Jessica Simpson — Born in Texas, Jessica Simpson is a country girl through and through, especially with her current singing career. She went from teen pop star to country singer, fashion designer, actress and even a reality star.

Jessica Simpson has had her fair share of drama and time in the spotlight for her marriage and relationship with Nick Lachey, and more than her fair share of blonde moments. Her unique personality offers a great amount of entertaining and bewildering quotes as a result.

“I definitely don’t Google my name.”

“At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

“Dumb is just not knowing. ‘Ditzy’ is having the courage to ask!”

“To be my man you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”

“I don’t ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that’s good.”

“I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.”

“I don’t think people would take me seriously. They take me seriously as a blonde.”

“Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20’s.”

“I’ve had secret lovers… I can keep things quiet.”

“I feel like everybody’s always out to get me, and that’s a weird feeling.”

“Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.”

“I’ve always been a country girl. It feels good to be on stage being myself.”

Relevant links: [How rich is Jessica Simpson?] [Jessica Simpson on Wikipedia].

 

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