Charlie Sheen Quotes

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Charlie Sheen arrives at the FX Summer Comedies Party at Lure . Photo: Helga Esteb /

Charlie Sheen – the son of well-known actor Martin Sheen, was literally born into the spotlight.  His father actively encouraged him to take up acting as a professional career and Charlie got his first paid role at the age of nine.

Famous, not only for his acting, but also for his somewhat different perception of reality and his “relaxed” relation with alcohol and drugs, Charlie Sheen offers us a wealth of entertaining quotes!

“I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?”

“I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

“I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: go.”

“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. That’s the whole movie. That is life. There’s nobility in that. It’s genuine. It’s crystal and it’s pure and it’s available to everybody, so just shut your traps.”

“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

“I’m bi-winning. I win here, I win there.”

“I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

“If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

“Slash sat me down at his house and said, You’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.”

“C’mon bro, I won the best picture at twenty. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

“I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don’t think people are ready for the message that I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.”

“Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”

“I saw 28 Days, eh, the movie you know. I don’t remember rehab being a day camp or that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not somebody special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freaking rock star from Mars.”

“I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

“Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to.”

Relevant links: [How rich is Charlie Sheen?] [Charlie Sheen on Wikipedia].


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