Simon Cowell — This sharp-tongued Brit has made himself infamously known throughout the music business. Simon Cowell made his first TV debut on UK’s Pop Idol, moving onto his most well-known role as the brutally honest judge of American Idol and X Factor.
Besides his pension for honest cruelty, Simon Cowell has made himself known for having an eye for talent. Most of what comes out of his mouth has been highly entertaining to audiences world-wide and has provided us with tons of hilarious quotes.
“What other people think about me is none of my business.”
“Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you’re deaf.”
“I won’t remember you in 15 minutes.”
“My attitude is, if someone’s going to criticize me, tell me to my face.”
“Not everybody is perfect, and I don’t think we should be looking for perfect people.”
“Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.”
“Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.”
“I’ve always wanted a panda.”
“If you’ve got a big mouth and you’re controversial, you’re going to get attention.”
“Being romantic is being insincere, or you’re guilty.”
“It’s goodbye band; hello, solo career!”
“I love One Direction!!!!!”
“If a girl had said to me, ‘I wrote this song about you,’ and then sand that, I would run a mile.”